sex toys need homes.


It’s been one week since I left him and my sanctuary in NYC, returning home to the hot, humid, and hellish Miami. I’ve been horny as ever with virtually no relief. Self touch is only marginally enjoyable after a summer of another’s touch, especially a touch that gives me chills and hot flashes simultaneously and brings me to orgasm countless times.

My new toy has joined its mates on a brand new shelf in a brand new apartment. The smaller toys already have their own home, a cozy hand-knit bag with drawstring tie that I made last year. He saw it and promptly named it snufflufagus. But this has presented a situation that now needs remedy: where do the new toys go?  They look so delicate and precious in their boxes, but are still hidden from view by a plastic shopping bag. I suppose it’s time to knit a bigger bag.


I haven’t felt much like writing. I’m filled with this weird mess of emotions, including to but not limited to the following:

  1. Sadness: I miss him terribly.
  2. Loneliness: After a summer with someone by my side, to return to singledom seems like hell.
  3. Anger: My new roommates have a much higher mess tolerance than I do.
  4. Pleasure: I’m incredibly happy with my life right now. I’ve made some good choices which I’m only benefiting from now.
  5. Confusion: I need to start having some more sex, but I haven’t yet determined the best way to go about that. I haven’t met anyone particularly enticing and my will to do so has been stunted by numbers 1 and 2.

I know I’ve asked this of you a lot lately, but forgive me again for my failure to write. Hopefully I’ll get out of my funk soon and will once again flood the wires of the internet with fantastic sexual endeavours. Until then, standby.

3 Responses to “sex toys need homes.”

  1. Quite all right. Totally understand that you are trying to deal with a slew of emotions right now and that writing is probably very low on your list of priorities. And I still haven’t really found a proper home for my toys. They all reside in a little drawer next to the bed for want of a “real” spot.

  2. Thanks for valuable post, I appreciate it.

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